|
American n. one who owns stock, drives an SUV, and is innocent (q.v.) compassionate adj. subscribing to the belief that war is not quite hell conservative n. a follower of Benito Mussolini; see also liberal consumer n. a mammal that gives milk Democrat n. a member of the left wing of the CIA; a compassionate conservative deregulation n. unprotected sex with a corporation election n. an antique ritual of the period preceding globalization; no longer practiced or, where practiced, adhered to empower v. impoverish expertise n. limited imagination free enterprise n. see deregulation individualism n. every man for himself and God against all innocence n. naivete liberal n. conservative; one espousing the views of the left wing of the CIA; see also conservative Libertarian n. a Republican who evades his taxes nigger n. one who owns no stock prosperity consciousness n. greed, or the Second Deadly Sin; syn., abundance; "I'm cultivating prosperity consciousness with these affirmations of abundance." prosperous adj. overweight, fat, obese; "You're looking very prosperous these days!" -- Trent Lott to Newt Gingrich, 1994 reliant adj. abjectly dependent; "We are reliant on computer technology." -- former U.S. Secretary of Defense William Cohen. "I was reliant on heroin and amphetamine for 21 years." -- Ginger Baker, drummer. Republican n. one who does not believe in the Republic utilize v. use virtual reality n. illusion wealth n. according to Eugene V. Debs, "the savings of many in the hands of the few" |