My wife is a schoolteacher in Cobb County, Georgia. She spent Monday and Tuesday of this week in a training session, termed “professional development” or some other highfalutin phrase meaning training. The trainers were former teachers who are now teaching teachers; in other words, they couldn’t hack it in the classrooms, so they became what are termed managers, or some other highfalutin phrase meaning hack. The hacks talked a lot of talk about theories that have no real application in a real classroom, but which pass for “thinking” about education in today’s America, that is, in a land of ironic illusion where what you see is the demo and what you get is shit.
In a nutshell, a scene transpired closely resembling the following:
TRAINER: Blah blah blah no child left blah blah.
TEACHER: That won’t work in our classrooms because of blah blah and you know it.
TRAINER: Well, you’re right, that’s true, but really, ladies and gentlemen, teachers, that is, there’s nothing we can do about it, and really, I’m just trying to do my job.
TEACHER: That’s what Adolf Eichmann would say!
STUDENT: Who is Adolf Eichmann?